From One Birthday To The Next

To describe me takes talent... all I can say is, "Come back here and i'll bite your legs off!" Thats my favorite line from Monty Pythons-The Holy Grail... If I haven't scared you off with that brief introduction, i guess you deserve to read some more about me.

Monday, October 31, 2005

Today was a fun day... until it was time for chemistry class! I got a new binder because mine keep falling apart. I got more looseleaf paper. I got a raincoat! thank you saba and savta! All in all it was a good day, thank you lori, menucha, and tzvi for making me laugh. I wrote a snail mail letter today. Then i realized that I dont have the address, so i had to email the person and ask them for their address in order to mail them the letter. Me and my abba started to play the Verb Game today. I hope my brain is ready!
I have to be up at 5:30 tomorrow. I'm not sure why i'm awake, but whatever... my closet is organized and i'm wearing my glasses...
g'night world and g'night mush!

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Well, shabbat was nice. I got to talk to people, sleep, pray to the one above, eat, sleep some more and read a bit. Then after shabbat I babysat, which has to be the most easy job to do when you are at the clarks. I watched the princess bride and borrowed Patch Adams too! I then went to sleep and baruch hashem woke up in the morning and went to school. Gym class was fun. And I finished summurizing all the melachim stuff. Ezrachut, well, the teacher is way to soft hearted so we dont really learn anything... And I figured out what i want to do for sheruit leumi. Shira said she'll try out with me!!!!! yeah!!!!! i cant wait. I made some more money tonight... yeah 40 shekel! :P its a start... ok... i'm beat! g'night mush!!!!

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Wow! The night is getting better and better and since I was just informed that people actually read my blog, (sorry if I seemed ungrateful before, I really do appreciate people reading my blog) I think it deserve two posts and a root beer float!!!!! I'd buy everyone a round, but I'm still under age, even here in Israel ;) But at least I can get my driving license! Yeah! I can't wait to drive our big 11 passenger van! It'll be so much fun! I have always dreamed of driving to the supermarket on a Friday morning to pick up some last minute groceries for my mother... And my wish is finally going to come true (I know it sounds stupid, but what can you do about it?!) hmmmm... what am I supposed to talk about in this post though???? Thats one of the reasons I stopped updating my blog regularly you know... I didn't want to burden anyone with the monotonous routine of this high school senior.
Oh!!!! Yesterday was Amalia's BIRTHDAY! so Happy Birthday to Amalia!
(That was something to write about... should I post someone the email that I wrote to her too???) Ok... here it is... how do you like my awful rhymes?
I have a few things to say to you
but when I try to phrase them I have not a clue
as to I should go about it.
I could sing you the birthday song
but after so many years it seems so boring and long
so hold on to your seat, listen, and sit as I sing you the funny bit.
"You look like a monkey and you smell like one too!"
At least thats what my mommy said when we went to the zoo
to watch the animals be busy and spit and the elephant who was having a fit.
This poem is really getting quite silly
Next I'll probably talk about goats named billy
so i'm going to stop now, and skip to the end
and tell you that i'm really happy that you are my friend
and even though what you've read makes no sense
I hope I don't seem to slow or to dense
I really just wanted to tell you in a special newfangled way
Happy Birthday and have a good day!
even though you had to return to school
and on your birthday you couldn't shower which might have seemed cruel
but hopefully next year we will be able to make your birthday really fun
by spending the day outside in the sun
in the warth of Israels October air
And the Israel part is what'll give it, its flair...
so this is dragging and getting out of hand
but it so hard to stop like sliding on sand
and next I'll start talking about yellow faces and blue goo
that only a goo goo would care to try to chew
and then about pig bands and bens band and bims band
and tweetle beetles will come in next with the poodles
and the poodles will bark and then eat some noodles
I really have to stop! But its really very hard!
help me!!!!!!!!!
wait a minute that didn't rhyme!
I did it! I did it! It didn't rhyme at all!
Yeah I can end this thing and then I can fall
fast asleep which is the best thing to be and the most comfortable place by far
ok...
have a good rest of the day. and a very happy birthday (from yesterday)


Of course it doesn't make any real sense, but I was talking to Amalia and she is a very funny girl, so i'm sure she'll understand...
Ok tonight my goodnight will be to everyone who reads my blog and of course the wonderful mush! so...
g'night everyone who reads my blog (its meant to look like it was said in one breath) and g'night mush

"You are with me I wont fear... at times you seem to disappear... I dont know why you hide your face from me..." words of wisdom for the day! Yes I AM updating, for whoever posted that anynomous comment (its so annoying when I have no clue who you are, just by the way...) Nothing interesting ever happens, not that I'd care to write about anyway... I leave that for Lori to do. This blog thing is really getting annoying. Hmmm, I went back to school today. It was fun and i'm glad its over til next week. My gym teacher from last year remembered me and said hi. The chemistry teacher didn't come today so it was a good way to finish the day. We sat around and talked about piano notes. They're so much more interesting then how much enegry is released when you combine chemicals in a battery. I think i'll go finish reading Catch-22 again. I found another one for the List!!!!!!!! g'night mush=)

Sunday, October 23, 2005

This post is for Lori who is no longer being mean to me. She had a good time tonight and is in a happy mood. I'm sorry everyone, that I have not updated my blog for nearly a month, but time is flying and I am not in the mood to get any closer to turning 18, so... Today was a good day. Lori and I went to shul and davening was nice. Then we walked home with Yonatan and talked about books. we haven't done that in a really long time. (If anybody is interested... I can't feel my toes. They are very cold. If I may be so bold. And I am ungirl like, or so I am told!) How is that for dr. Suess, eh? Rhymes, things that don't have to do with each other... ;) stam, just kidding! After lunch with Saba and Savta, we played huggermugger and then I helped AviChai win Rummikub and then I finished reading Boychiks in the Hood. It's a really funny book! Its cool. Then when shabbos was over I took the Ameretto cake out of its pan and mommy put glaze on it, cause I'm not allowed near the powdered sugar for some strange reason ;)! I brought the cake to the Zwebners. Deb then told me to thank my mother for letting me live so that I could make the cake. Then I went home and tried to finish the kippah that I was working on. Sara came and we went outside and listened to music. I met the youngest Amitai boys, and some of tzvis friends, and other random people... I finished the kippah finally... and keep in mind: Corwin did it! He grew new eyeballs!!!!!!
g'night porridge!