Remarkable

Hello everyone. Has anyone fallen off the face of the planet lately? I was just wondering for curiosities sake and because I wanted something exciting to happen. So if you have fallen and gone for a visit to where ever one goes when they fall off the face of a planet, please let me know.

Thank you.

Hello blog readers!
Yesterday was Saras birthday, so Happy Birthday Sara. Now it is posted on my blog. Theres another birthday present since the pancakes were a flop. lifi da'ati that is. Ora, I hope you landed safely in America, even though you left this afternoon and not last night as planned. But it was so cool having you drive over here anyway! I see why you passed on your first test. Bye Yael, who I forgot to send a message to even though I wrote it and had it waiting on my phone to be sent. Raizi, dont worry to much about the bagrut. I'm going to redo chemistry next year, so it'll be a party... And not having a magan is better, no? Who knows... ummm, all for now.
g'night mush

For Tonights Entertainment:

Tounge Twisters!

A certain young fellow named Beebee Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe "But," he said. "I must see What the minister's fee be Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A fly and flea flew into a flue, said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?' 'let us fly' said the flea said the fly 'shall we flee' so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A mother to her son did utter "Go, my son, and shut the shutter" "The shutter's shut" the son did utter "I cannot shut it any shutter!"

A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him.

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. "But," said she, "this butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, It will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter- That would make my batter better." So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter (better than her bitter butter) And she put it in her bitter batter And made her bitter batter a bit better.

Bobby Bippy bought a bat. Bobby Bippy bought a ball. With his bat Bob banged the ball Banged it bump against the wall But so boldly Bobby banged it That he burst his rubber ball ""Boo!"" cried Bobby Bad luck ball Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball Now to drown his many troubles Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.

I need not your needles, they're needless to me; For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see; But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed, I then should have need of your needles indeed.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Once upon a barren moor There dwelt a bear, also a boar, The bear could not bear the boar, The bear thought the boar was a bore. At last the bear could bear no more That boar that bored him on the moor. And so one morn he bored the boar- That boar will bore no more!

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

Hehehe... jokes on you...

Shabbat started out as its typical self. I didnt think I would, but I felt like it was Shabbat. After shul, we had a yummy supper. The chicken soup was really good people. Then Lori and I went to go get Shani. Turns out we started to leave the block and were a rather large crowd. Yonatan decided to leave at the same time though, so Lori and I walked with him and as always, we talked about books. We got home rather late and had a pretty big scare, something to do with funny ears and blue eyes. I'm trying to figure this out. Forget it... I dont want to know.
I woke up and decided to put my contacts in after a nap. Shul was cold! Lunch was yummy and then Lori and I laughed and fell asleep. Raizi came two hours later and we walked to Sheinfeld. We saw Talya, Hila, Tirza, and Yifat. Then we went to Sladowskys and then Raizi went to Eytana and I went to see Saba and Savta. Natani was sleeping over there. That little kid is so cute! We played mancala and ate his birthday cake. Then Raizi came to pick me up and we walked home.
All in all, Shabbat was enjoyable, productive, and relxing. Thanks guys!

A few hours ago, I sat in the gym of my school and looked around at all the other girls and their parents and friends. It really happened and now I am no longer a high school student. I dont really feel anything though. I am not overly happy at finishing school, neither am I sad at parting from my friends and teachers. I dont feel old. I dont feel young. I am not dissappointed or satisfied. It is kind of confusing and maybe i'll work it out in the morning. Second to last bagrut tomorrow... basketball, here I come :)

This morning I was faced with hypocrisy and a cruel irony.
At first I was very shaken up over it.
You see, I dont like to start, be part, or watch stupid evil fights.
But when I know I'm right, I know I'm right and then I will stand up for the correct thing.
I think I'm calm now, because now all I feel about it, is a peculiar sense of humor.
I guess you have to brace yourself for ugliness and truth every morning in this world.
The world is not a happy perfect place.
I realize that even when we are redeemed from this exile, the world will not be solely beautiful and pure.
The funny thing about this is though, that that is what mant other people think.
To prove them wrong, just look at Gd and the Torah.
There are punishments and potantials written in it along with rewards and potentials in the opposite direction.
Good really cant exist without bad. So that means that bad will never totally disappear.
Maybe it could take a less drastic form, and then it wont be considered so bad, but that wouldnt really keep the balance would it?
Just something to think about, I guess.
Chag Sameach